The holidays are upon us and people are out shopping for their loved ones and shopping for people who are, well, not on Santa's good list .. you know, the bitchy co-worker, mean teachers, angry bus drivers, nosy neighbors ... you get the idea.
You may find buying expensive gifts a bit distasteful for these wonderful people you would love to strangle. Here are a few examples of gift ideas instead of 'coal' or 'reindeer poop' in their stocking.
1. Give someone who is overweight a gift certificate to your local
gym.
2. Get a 'get out of jail' card for that low-life cousin of yours.
3. You could buy car wash tokens for the guy who lost his drivers license.
Oh yeah, one more gift idea for that liberal in your life. The famous Obama Chia Pet.
What ever your feelings are with family and friends, have a safe and happy holiday. Be gracious with every gift you may receive and save the reindeer poop for next year.
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